CELEBRATE THE BIRTHDAY

Tell us your pet's birthday so we can celebrate it with you

Why insure your pet at a young age?

  • #1. MORE COVERABLE CONDITIONS

    The younger the pet, the less likely they are to have pre-existing conditions. More conditions are covered, so the sooner you enroll the better!

  • # 2. LOWEST COST

    One of the factors Trupanion policy determines your monthly cost is your pet’s age at enrollment. Your rate will not increase since your pet has a birthday.

  • # 3. UNLIMITED PAYOUTS FOR LIFETIME

    A Trupanion policy covers 90% of new unexpected eligible veterinary bills for injuries and illnesses, with no lifetime payout limits.

    Terms and conditions apply. See our policy for full coverage details.

If you're in a pinch and have a murderous king who is demanding that you spin straw into gold overnight or have your head cut off, don't worry, we're here to help and save your head.

The gold we create from straw is 100% authentic gold, and is backed by our personal guarantee. Your murderous king won't be able to tell the difference between our StrawMade™ gold and the real thing. The crazy, brutal, bipolar king will be so happy with the gold, that instead of chopping off your head, he'll make you his queen instead!

  • No Job too Large

    If you've got just a small tower room filled with straw, or a whole gigantic hall, we can convert it all to gold.

  • Overnight Results

    Rumpelstiltskin works around the clock to get you the results you need. We make the impossible, possible.

  • Flexible Payment Terms

    Even if you don't have the money to pay, Rumpelstiltskin is always flexible with alternative forms of payment. Rings, necklaces, future children, we'll accept any form of payment.